There
are so many products on the market for erectile dysfunction and male
enhancement. Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra seem to be the leaders in helping the
man with a not so stiff stiffy, feel like a steel rod again. Then you've got
the medications geared toward helping the man with a micropenis hear something
other than, "is it in yet?" For male enhancement, the top 5 choices, as
reported and reviewed on www.howtoenhance.com are 1) SizePro, 2) VigRx Plus, 3) ProSolution, 4) Volumn
Pills, and 5) Maxaman. Who comes up with these names?
SizePro
claims that it will increase erection size up to thirty percent and improve
hardness instantly. VigRx claims that their product is "designed to give the
largest and longest lasting erection". ProSolution claims that it will give you
stronger erections and a boosted libido. Volumn Pills says only, "provides great
sexual performance and pleasure" and "it has been proven very effective, and it
will be effective for you". Maxaman, on the other hand says, "Maxaman will make
your penis gain both in length and girth. With use, new erectile tissue is
developed, leading to a permanent gain. Maxaman can lead to up to a 6 inch
growth in penis length. The advances made by Maxaman have made this growth
irreversible.
What
I want to know is can you mix them? I mean, what if I want a man with the
longest lasting erection, a boosted libido and a 6 inch growth in penis length?
I'll take VigRx, ProSolution and Maxaman please! I mean, we take different
medications for different types of pain...what about taking different
medications for different types of pleasure? Surely the biggest penis and
longest lasting erection in the world wouldn't do us women any good if the man
is like, "No thanks...I've got a headache." So surely we want increased libido
with the increased penis size and longer lasting erection. I also want to know
who tests these products? Do they post adds in the classifieds?
I
mean, really? And then, who signs up? I want to know how it has been "proven
effective"? Is it because they give it to some guy and ask him to fill out a
survey...maybe give one to his partner? What kind of scientific proof would
that be? I want hard evidence...pardon the pun!
Then
there is my absolute favorite warning on television today...contact your doctor
if you have an errection lasting for than four hours. Well, duh! And your
mother, father, grandmother, best friend, dentist, neighbor and all your old
girlfriends! I could just see some college student calling all his frat
brothers, "Hey man, come check this shit out!" Honestly...that seems like a
challenge to young guys to use the drug recreationally. Hahaha...I guess the
whole point of the drug is recreational, but I mean without having erectile
disfunction.
I
really wish they'd come up with a pill, while they are at it, that would
instantly make a man know how to use his regenerated, or enhanced penis. That
way, when us women meet the perfect man, who ends up having a limp micropenis,
we fix it with a Viagra and Maxaman, and then give him InstaRomeo and
He's a keeper! As
for the, "if you have an erection lasting more than four hours...", hell, after
you call your doctor...Call Me!
You had me rolling with this one! Nicely done
ReplyDeleteGlad to know I can end the work day on a good note. Always makes me smile to know I've made someone else smile.
DeleteDamn, you just took my tag line about "call me."
ReplyDeleteCan we also have a pill that no only make guys last longer and perform better but can also get them to put the loo seat down, throw the empty carton in the bin and not put in back in the fridge, reduce selective hearing and most importantly, get them to find where the bloody clitoris is...that is all.
Now you're asking for a miracle Lily. Funny thing about my blog stats, in my traffic section, one of the top three search terms that generates traffic to my blog is "where girls pee from", and while I wish I was making this up, unfortunately I'm not. Thank god I included a diagram for them in that post (which includes pointing out the clitoris)!
DeleteOh my!!!! I wonder if it's possible...I'm scared and curious at the same time!! hahaha Girl, you're hysterical!! Following :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the words of encouragement Jax! Glad to have ya! In all seriousness, I'd love to be on the review board for one of these studies.
Delete...and I would love to see that! If it ever happens, please record it and post it here for all of us to see :)
DeleteGreat idea, but that amount of stimulant might have an irreversible effect. Men who take this cocktail of enhancers may not be allowed out in public, and would have to do a handstand to pee properly.
ReplyDeleteHeck, maybe in that position men would finally be able to pee IN the toilet and not on and around it. HMMMM...maybe we're onto something here!
DeleteNo need for enhancement here! ;-) And if I had a 4 hour erection, the Mrs. would be done with it in an hour! What to do with those other 3 hrs? Batting right handed would be my guess!
ReplyDeleteI think your right hand would be hamburger meat (as would your penis) after three hours, but think of the workout you'd give your arms. That's one heck of a way to buff up!
DeleteImagine the obituary: "Chiz lives on through his charity, bright personality, and mild looks, but what he will be most remembered for is overdosing on boner pills."
ReplyDeleteHilarious post! Hope no one was looking over my shoulder as I was reading this at work.
Could you imagine the coroner's suprise when the only thing appearing to still be alive is your penis? Well hello to you too! A stiff with a permanent stiffy could pose some interesting final wordrobing issues too. Sometimes it's good not to have a penis and have to worry about such fates.
Deleteha! very funny :) Imagine the responses you would get from that newspaper post there, lol.
ReplyDeleteMonkey, I've seriously wondered about that very thing! I mean WHO takes part of these studies and HOW is it scientifically proven. (Must admit, I almost wish I could publish such a classified just to get the responses. Craigslist?)
DeleteBlack widow spider bite produces an erection. Trust me im a doctor. Also i got bit by that nasty thing
ReplyDeleteAfter reading this comment I had to look this up, and I'll be damned if there truly isn't a way to kill a man and give him a painful erection all in one tiny littl bite! I did find it funny that the medical term they use for such an unwarranted and painful erection (priapism) comes from the "Greek god Priapus (Ancient Greek: Πρίαπος), a fertility god often represented with a disproportionately large and permanent erection". Got to love Wikipedia.
DeleteThis really was hilarious! Men certainly do put a great deal of time, money, research, interest and support into all things having to do with their little misters. :D
ReplyDeleteRight! Is it too much to ask they do a little studying to at least be able to identify the clitoris?
DeleteHaha-this is great! The Hubby and I just saw the commercial in question last night and he was like "doesn't everybody who needs that have it already?" Loved "is it in yet?" Bwahahaha!
ReplyDeleteYeah the viagra commercials have been played out. I'm missing the "Smiling Bob" Cialis commercials. Those were great!
DeleteWell for size... I was more than just OK in the size department so thats not entirely what I was looking for. I was looking for stamina. I have been taking the "dr max powers" HGH SPRAY brand for a few weeks but I can see how this would make you gain size over time. It pumps the blood pathways and vessels in the erectile tissue full of blood, making them expand. Take it long enough and you will see permanent expansion. Re-vascularization of corpus cavernosum like this is the only way to naturally gain penis size without surgery.
ReplyDeleteI took the Dr Max Powers HGH Spray 3x times a day and it makes me horny as all heck. I really enjoy the blast of hormones that I can feel surging through my body. it's not a great feeling, and it feels natural like I was in college again. I find myself more aroused and staring at ladies. ;)