Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Urinals...They're Not Just For Men Anymore!

I made a horrible mistake today.  A mistake from which I will probably be mentally scarred for life.  I google'd "bizarre picture".  I know you're probably tempted to do it right now....DON'T DO IT!!!!  I saw things that no person should EVER see.  However, among the very disgusting and the super painful looking I found something repetitious that sparked my interest.  Interesting urinals.  Bunches of them.  I mean, every thought of peeing on a nun?  Me either, but now you can...and you can even pic your color!


And since everyone knows that when a man holds his penis in his hand to pee, he's wishing there was a pretty set of lips around.  Well, wish no more little guy.  This one's for you!
 


Or what about those drunken nights at the bar when those ten steps to the bathroom are just too long?  Well, that's been thought of too!


I don't think I'll be ordering anything off tap at this place!  Yeah, I'd like a draft beer with a wiz chaser please...um...no.

And because bathrooms are usually small, smelly places that can leave one feeling restricted and cooped up, why not give a man what he really wants?  Perhaps a view...



 
 

Really?  I picture this last one at some biker bar off the interstate somewhere or maybe at a low class strip club, but the other ones are quite elegant.   I mean, just because I have to squat to pee, should I be deprived such luxurious accommodations?  Should I be denied the entertainment that the men blessed to have drained in these accommodations undoubtedly experienced?  Must I be forever trapped to an indoor toilet?  As I struggled with these questions, asking "Why Lord?"  I came across what must truly be the most amazing invention of the 21st century...


That's right ladies!!  Now, we too can pee standing up.  Woot, Woot!  For the amazingly low price of $12.99 your plastic penis can be shipped discreetly to your door!  Just go to http://www.go-girl.com/who-needs-gogirl.asp and order yours.  Imagine the freedom.  Never will you be stuck sitting on the germy toilet seat of a public bathroom.  Now you can miss the toilet, piss on the floor and not feel guilty because you too can pee standing up.  Lavender not manly enough for your new penis?  Have no fear...camouflage is here!

So ladies...next time you see an interesting or elegant urinal and find yourself wishing you could pee in it...now you know you can.  You're welcome.

6 comments:

  1. HA! Yes, someone sent me the pic of that Go Girl thing a while back. Oh HELLZ NO I wouldn't pee in it-- I don't wanna pee standing up! How am I gonna check my phone? :)

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  2. Imagine all the Facebook statuses you'd miss if you had to aim!

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  3. As a guy who's been to Thailand, I'm no stranger to standing at a urinal beside a pretty looking woman. However, I don't think these 'ladies' were using Go Girls...

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    1. Think about how much easier it would have been for those ladies had they had one...not to mention that much less of their urine would have been in their feet!

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  4. I've heard of a competing product to the Go Girl called a She-Wee. How long until we see women peeing against walls, competing to see who can get the highest watermark?

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    1. Or having pissing contests to see who's stream can shoot the farthest? The world is changing gentlemen!

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