In one of the online news stories I read, an Albany, GA man is walking his dog, sees vacant mobile home and enters it with his dog. Neighbors observe him breaking in (it’s always the neighbors), come to investigate and hear loud scream-type sounds. The police arrive and catch the man in the act of engaging in “loud sexual activity with his dog”. REALLY?? I mean, he couldn’t wait till he got home? Who was doing the screaming? Was the way she was shaking her butt as she walked just too much for him so he just had to have her right then? Would his wife at home object so he had to sneak off with his bitch for some quality time? Well, that was a stretch (him having a wife)…guy probably lives in mom’s basement.
A 62 year old Bainbridge man got busted jumping a fence to a stockyard and having sex with a pig. I guess he liked a little more of a fight with his conquest. No sit Boo Boo, sit for him! Then again, maybe the man just likes squealers.
A Jersey cop got arrested for getting blow jobs from baby cows. As there were no laws on the books against beastiality, the question was could they prosecute him under the cruelty to animals statute. Charges were dropped because they couldn’t decide whether having the calves suck on something that wasn’t producing milk could be considered torment (I’m not making this crap up…link is below!) They also said that that the cruelty to animals statute was dealing more with neglect, and that was not the case here. Actually, the cop neglected to leave his penis in his pants and out of the mouth of the calf…the sick freak!
It’s everywhere, and you never know who it will be. Could be you next door neighbor, or even your animal, as some farmers in Enumclaw, WA discovered. A man went to the hospital seeking medical assistance for a companion then left. The companion died of a perforated colon, secondary, as the police later discovered, to a sexual encounter with a horse. During the course of the investigation, they found many videos of the deceased engaging in sexual intercourse with horses. Police showed video tape to the neighbors who were shocked and appalled to see that not only had their neighbor been having sex with horses, but he was having sex with THEIR horse in THEIR barn. That’s what they get for leaving the horse unsupervised and having such a nice pad for her. It’s no longer just your daughters you got to watch out for!
In Sherborn, MA, a farmer reported having his barn broke into several times over the course of a year, prompting him to install surveillance cameras. What they recorded was not what he expected to see. Between 3 and 4 a.m. on the night of June 27, an 18 year old boy grabbed a sheep by its back legs, drug it to the back of its stall, removed his clothes (the boy’s not the sheeps) and had his way with the sheep. Very Baaaaaad boy!
He was later arrested and then released into the custody of his parents. Could you imagine being this kid’s parents? I mean it’s one thing for people to say “watch your daughters around that boy”, but for the neighbors to be watching their dogs, cats, sheep, hamsters…I mean, doesn’t get much more embarrassing than that. They see your son walking down the street, and protectively grab their pets and rush inside. Yeah…I don’t envy them. I bet the parents are wishing they’d been a little more thorough in their birds and the bees discussions now!
With this epidemic of beastiality on the rise, more and more states are putting laws on the books to protect the helpless farm animals from the perverts and sexual deviants of society, I guess we parents and educators need to start doing our part as well. No longer can we just tell our children where babies come from and how to protect themselves from STDs. We now must expand our facts of life discussions to include: “it is not acceptable to have sex with your furry friends or farm animals, and no…gerbils don’t like tight, dark and moist places.”
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