tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2563079345456342283.post4371720724430937182..comments2023-08-14T04:37:38.043-07:00Comments on Blondie McBaffled: F*** You AND Your Pork!Blondie McBaffledhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16938975677692582118noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2563079345456342283.post-14094211487352358372013-04-10T14:42:00.621-07:002013-04-10T14:42:00.621-07:00Hurrah, that's what I was looking for, what a ...Hurrah, that's what I was looking for, what a stuff! existing here at this web site, thanks admin of this site.<br /><br />Here is my web page; <a href="http://wiki.minimoto.es/index.php?title=Usuario:Leonardo2" rel="nofollow">easiest way to lose weight</a>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2563079345456342283.post-57438338519139917442012-07-17T05:29:30.273-07:002012-07-17T05:29:30.273-07:00I'll probably post it in the next week or so, ...I'll probably post it in the next week or so, and no...shouldn't be a problem at all. If you're gonna laugh at other people you got to be able laugh at yourself. Sounds like too much fun to miss out on! As for sanity, I think I put it in a drawer for safe keeping, but forgot which drawer.Blondie McBaffledhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16938975677692582118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2563079345456342283.post-18854143923385871362012-07-16T15:20:39.566-07:002012-07-16T15:20:39.566-07:00I'm glad I'm not the only one that feels t...I'm glad I'm not the only one that feels this way. These particular friends make me sound like some kind of monster. It's not like I'm one of those assholes who asks their server to jump through hoops for me just to watch them squirm. My rich brother in law does that, and it's painful to watch (asshole millionaire syndrome, or AMS).<br /><br />Also, re: your comment, it's to my understanding that either you can pledge an extra 25, which will make your total 50, or you can remove your pledge entirely and make a new one for 50, in case you really did want to be ABFTS'd (as we like to call it). Oh, and it's not just a cool little picture to put on your blog, it's also a full blog post adventure where you hang out with us, featured on our page with a link back to yours.<br /><br />This can either be horrifying or awesome depending on your level of sanity and/or modesty, however, your avatar pic and hilarious posts suggest this shouldn't be a problem, I'm assuming. :)A Beer for the Showerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17029139745335325356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2563079345456342283.post-38516596735167310602012-07-16T05:18:43.635-07:002012-07-16T05:18:43.635-07:00Thanks Roe!Thanks Roe!Blondie McBaffledhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16938975677692582118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2563079345456342283.post-40449235868307408052012-07-16T05:18:08.664-07:002012-07-16T05:18:08.664-07:00AMEN!!! I understand that it's a tough indust...AMEN!!! I understand that it's a tough industry and am usually a very generous tipper, but when the asshat is standing around looking lost and providing shitty service he's gonna get what I call a napkin tip. A napkin left under a small amount of change with a note written on it saying, "For you to wipe up that shitty service."<br /><br />I have to work hard for my money. If a server wants some of it, they better work hard for me or I'm leaving with it. It's that simple.Blondie McBaffledhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16938975677692582118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2563079345456342283.post-40233763335821375572012-07-16T04:50:37.371-07:002012-07-16T04:50:37.371-07:00I love when a server argues with you over what YOU...I love when a server argues with you over what YOU ordered. Like you're the idiot. Did you leave them no tip? That's what I do. I have friends that used to be servers, and when they get service like this, they say, "Oh, well usually I tip 20%, so I'll only tip them 15% because I know how hard the industry is. The message is still sent that they did a bad job, but you NEED to tip."<br /><br />And I just think, no you don't, you moron. If you get blatantly shitty service, you get no tip. If you want a tip in a hard industry, then bring me a glass of water at a reasonable time and don't argue with me over my order and you'll get your 20%. Doesn't seem like a hard concept, right?A Beer for the Showerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17029139745335325356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2563079345456342283.post-26764090070466136952012-07-13T14:25:24.559-07:002012-07-13T14:25:24.559-07:00Guns, hiding in the bushes acting like snipers pic...Guns, hiding in the bushes acting like snipers picking off the neighbors. Yeah...it wouldn't be pretty!Blondie McBaffledhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16938975677692582118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2563079345456342283.post-4924768467332709622012-07-13T14:23:17.769-07:002012-07-13T14:23:17.769-07:00Truth be known I'm not really worried about th...Truth be known I'm not really worried about the animals or them being lethal but so see the neighborhood boys shooting each other in fun and the parents bitching at me when they do! Boys being boys and all. I mean then I might resort to shooting the parents, then next thing you know the whole neighborhood is packing airsoftBlondie McBaffledhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16938975677692582118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2563079345456342283.post-50374368561793642312012-07-13T14:19:33.997-07:002012-07-13T14:19:33.997-07:00Thank you!Thank you!Blondie McBaffledhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16938975677692582118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2563079345456342283.post-43553468928250643832012-07-12T20:08:37.386-07:002012-07-12T20:08:37.386-07:00Air soft guns are considered non lethal, I bought ...Air soft guns are considered non lethal, I bought if you would find dead animals laying around. I use an air soft sniper rifle to keep the squirrels out of my bird feeder and I haven't killed one yet. Plus if they are dumb enough to come back, I get to shoot them again.Danhttp://www.superiorsoftair.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2563079345456342283.post-40119208032875337052012-07-11T18:37:26.838-07:002012-07-11T18:37:26.838-07:00Good Job Dear! i enjoyed seeing it,
Mwaks!
If ...Good Job Dear! i enjoyed seeing it,<br /><br />Mwaks!<br /><br /> <br />If you have a minute, please check out my blog and follow me if you liked it. I'll appreciate it so much! Thanks!<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://blowarainbow.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow"> Blow a Rainbow</a>Priscillahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16815831192838634113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2563079345456342283.post-78183978266345893362012-07-11T09:15:00.745-07:002012-07-11T09:15:00.745-07:00I think I should have gotten some sort of recognit...I think I should have gotten some sort of recognition or even an award for the restraint I showed! <br /><br />I love guns as much as the next person. Son has his own rifle and shotgun that are locked in a gun cabinet until he and his dad go hunting or we go shooting, but give him an airsoft gun that he'll want to be able to "play with", and I see dead birds, squirrels and whatever other small vermin cross his path, not to mention broken windows and disgruntled parents after he bings their child in the forehead. Yeah, maybe when he's 12...18.Blondie McBaffledhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16938975677692582118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2563079345456342283.post-51252563867666708362012-07-11T07:00:23.546-07:002012-07-11T07:00:23.546-07:00Now that's some serious self-control you got t...Now that's some serious self-control you got there. I would've grabbed the burrito and force fed it to him while yelling, "WHAT'S THE MATTER? IT'S JUST PORK!"<br /><br />But, I don't get that about some waiters. I used to be a cook at a few restaurants, and the cooks do a majority of the work for a 1/3 of the pay of a waiter. Their job is easy because I had to sub for a waiter a few times and I loved it.<br /><br />And, I'm all about the paintball guns. Though, airsoft guns can be pretty cool. I had a shotgun that shot out a bunch of beads at once. Pretty sweet.Chizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00278752118665353147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2563079345456342283.post-27555110571139649562012-07-11T06:33:50.250-07:002012-07-11T06:33:50.250-07:00Oh I do get it. I mean, hows a boy supposed to bu...Oh I do get it. I mean, hows a boy supposed to bust a pellet in that ass if he's not packing the heat? But see, I'm worried that Turd is going to join up with Lily's Spawn in his quest for world domination in the next three years. I figure by not buying the airsoft gun, I'm prolonging it by at least a few days. I'd say your welcome, but after that comment, the boys will probably recruit you to be their general. Maybe I should start saluting you now.Blondie McBaffledhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16938975677692582118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2563079345456342283.post-27760526514159319992012-07-11T06:26:04.463-07:002012-07-11T06:26:04.463-07:00You know those TV moments when the character is in...You know those TV moments when the character is in a difficult situation and then suddenly turns all ax murderer hacking the person they are in conflict with up into tiny pieces and feeding them to their pet alligator...then suddenly the movie goes back and the person is still running their mouth and you realize it was just a daydream...yeah, I totally had that moment.Blondie McBaffledhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16938975677692582118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2563079345456342283.post-18699060426464143182012-07-11T06:18:51.865-07:002012-07-11T06:18:51.865-07:00Elsie, I grew up in San Diego...a mere few minutes...Elsie, I grew up in San Diego...a mere few minutes from the Mexican border. When you ate Mexican food in California, it had flavor, spice and hardy portions. The first time I ate at a Mexican restaurant after moving to Georgia, I thought they'd just picked a country and said it was that kind of food because the food was bland, most of it bad, and the portions were small. Add to that shitty service and it's almost enough to lose my business...but I'll give them one more chance.Blondie McBaffledhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16938975677692582118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2563079345456342283.post-61075545264283278462012-07-11T06:13:40.225-07:002012-07-11T06:13:40.225-07:00Spawn and Turd must never meet. I'm afraid be...Spawn and Turd must never meet. I'm afraid between the two of them, they'd figure out how to turn an airsoft gun into a hypnotic sub-atomic ray machine and we'd be their first victims. "But it's pork" would become the phrase that would trigger the hypnosis and send us into action (making them a sandwich while they plan the world domination or changing their video games, etc.)<br /><br />As for the waiter, I wanted some of it too. I mean if he'd have slipped some in my water it would have been all good!Blondie McBaffledhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16938975677692582118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2563079345456342283.post-1831445931042204582012-07-11T00:35:24.166-07:002012-07-11T00:35:24.166-07:00To be fair, all kids need an airsoft gun. Everyon...To be fair, all kids need an airsoft gun. Everyone's carrying them these days. How to you expect him to protect himself on those mean streets without one?Adam Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15404990952302454770noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2563079345456342283.post-84059783613169072702012-07-10T20:54:18.155-07:002012-07-10T20:54:18.155-07:00This is too fucking funny! Your son sounds like m...This is too fucking funny! Your son sounds like my 12-yo son...or maybe all boys of that age sound alike? LOL! And that restaurant experience? Holy hell! I would've flipped shit. Kudos to you for keeping your cool. :-)Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05235688815855167839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2563079345456342283.post-19681849463553626782012-07-10T15:38:43.273-07:002012-07-10T15:38:43.273-07:00Did we go to the same restaurant? My son ordered ...Did we go to the same restaurant? My son ordered a guacamole salad which they promptly forgot and gave him the wrong order and then when he corrected it they gave him shredded lettuce, one slice of a tomato and a tablespoon guacamole on top. That's it. What the hell is that? When the guy put the plate down I bust out laughing, I just couldn't help myself and waited for my son to defend himself (he's 20) but he was so shocked he just looked at the waiter and back to his plate and back at that waiter and the waiter nodded real quick and walked away and never came back...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2563079345456342283.post-39512157968959602542012-07-10T14:28:44.364-07:002012-07-10T14:28:44.364-07:00Hahahaha! Spawn's 'future cohort,' mad...Hahahaha! Spawn's 'future cohort,' made me laugh with his retort at the end.<br /><br />I don't blame you for not buying him the gun. First it's airsoft guns, next it's sub-atomic ray machines that hypnotize the masses into mindless drones...<br />And I'll have whatever that waiter was on.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06418601369080683210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2563079345456342283.post-88337530334183786182012-07-10T13:52:53.716-07:002012-07-10T13:52:53.716-07:00Sad thing, Kevin, is this is a restaurant I freque...Sad thing, Kevin, is this is a restaurant I frequent regularly and it's usually decent. Even though this guy is not the best waiter, he's usually much better than that. He was on some good shit that night!Blondie McBaffledhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16938975677692582118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2563079345456342283.post-31762139755868818012012-07-10T13:36:31.348-07:002012-07-10T13:36:31.348-07:00Ugh, that's the worst, shitty service. I have...Ugh, that's the worst, shitty service. I have several friends I the industry and I understand that it's crappy to have to be a server but that was ridiculous. I find the best course of action is to calmly ask for the manager....you usually be a free something.Who Woulda Thought?https://www.blogger.com/profile/14492854309076767707noreply@blogger.com